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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter. Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.

I am the father of hundreds! Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.

Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes time. The good news is that I can see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing.

The bad news is that this island appears to be uncharted - I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives.

They'll find us for sure! Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face.

Terrorist menacing voice : "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant? Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish. A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. Vote: share joke Joke has More jokes about: jewish , racist. Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Q: How was copper wire invented?

A: Two jews fighting over a penny. More jokes about: jewish , money , racist. A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. More jokes about: alcohol , bar , jewish , racist. Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs.

Mein furhur why four hedgehogs? More jokes about: Hitler , jewish , racist. Are you crazy? I'm gonna do it. The friend says "well, did you get the money?